The Tome Of Randomity

(Random thoughts from the mind of Nameless.)

Reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards doesn't mean you're evil, it just means you know the Lord's Prayer really, really well.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Therefore, study is evil.

To whom do gods pray?

You can't buy peace; don't spend lives, save lives.

Is it just me, or does the phrase 'go cake yourself' sound even more rude and create even worse mental images than 'go fuck yourself'?

If heaven is supposed to be with god, and hell is simply without god, wouldn't that make us all living in hell right now?

People, as a whole, are stupid.

There are three things you can never escape from in life: Food, sex and advertising.

The world has too much green and blue. God obviously had no fashion sense whatsoever. Which prompts the question, who are we to be hung up on fashion when the word was created simplistically and yet far more beautifully than any low-cut top?

You know how some products that require reconstituting (eg. cordial or soup mix) say 'ingredients (when reconstituted)? Well shouldn't the first ingredient always be 'Water added'? And yet not once have a seen a product that does so.

Does anybody read these? And if so, why? If you didn't know, would it matter?

If you go out of your way to make things difficult, all it will do is make things difficult.

The best things in life are free - or can be downloaded illegally from the internet.

Why do so many RPGs have little jelly-like blobby things (usually green) as one of the early monster?

Do you call people who live in Papua New Guinea Papua New Guineans?

You know what the problem is with virgins? You can't re-use them.

How do you define a 'sandwich'? Does it actually have to have anything in between the slices of bread? What if the bread isn't slice, but just folded over? What if the bread is actually a roll? What if the bread isn't cut so much as hollowed out with the filling stuffed in?

My life is a joke and I don't get it.

Life is like a pizza box. It contains pizza.

Everyone is dead until proven otherwise.
All strangers are stupid until proven otherwise.
Nothing exists until proven existence.
Lost until proven found.
Edible until personally proven otherwise!

I heard on the radio today that some place was launching a new 'don't mix medication and alcohol' campaign, so I thought... how about we have some useful campaigns for once? Such as....
Don't say fuck week ("Wow, it's day three of don't say fuck week, and I don't think I've said fuck once! this whole don't say fuck for a week thing is awesome!" "You're right, I haven't said fuck at all during don't say fuck week either!" "Don't say fuck week is great!")
Read your younger children that have just entered primary school the noddy books three to seven and also number fourteen before they go to bed between seven and eight pm then give them a glass of warm milk and send them to bed in a supportive manner week. (imagine trying to fit that into a twenty second radio ad...)
And of course, what this world REALLY needs is... Don't be stupid week. You have a whole world campaign to stop people doing stupid things like... smoking, mixing medication and alcohol, or bombing other countries!

Life is hard, but so are biscuits.

An atheist says: I think therefore I am.
A theist says: God is therefore I am.
An agnostic says: I think I think, therefore I think I think I think I am. I think.

If you could have any three dollars in the whole world, which three would they be?

There are many shades of grey, but only one true black.

Some people say that they seek the truth. But what is this truth that they desire so badly? No one will deny that we live, and that is truth. Yet people will still argue over why and how. In the end there is only life, and everything else is left to interpretation. And that is the only truth.

Science can prove anything, that doesn't make it true.
Statistics can prove anything, that doesn't make them true.
Nothing can prove anything. This is true.

The devil's in the details. That's why I do all I can to neglect them.