Neverending Really Crappy Parodies

(They just don't end! *gasp*)

[A Fighter, a Ranger and an NPC walk into a bar. The Fighter says to the Ranger ...]

Grayson: As a closet homosexual, I would like to get drunk right now.

Peter: I don't follow.

Grayson: I'm also a positive role model.

Peter: Oh! I get it.

Grayson: Now let us go steal some money!

[They do so.]

Grayson: This is not enough monies. I need more beer, and for this, I need monies. MY LOGIC IS IRREFUTABLE.

Peter: Instead, let's murder something and steal from it.

Grayson: Brilliant!

[Later, in a forest ...]

Grayson: I suddenly feel the need to pointlessly reiterate that we are lost.

Peter: I disagree! That's because I'm brain damaged. Perhaps I have drunken too much alcohol.

Grayson: SACRILEGE!

[Later, in a cave ...]

Grayson: Now we're lost somewhere else!

Peter: I pride myself on originality. Also, on my grasp of the English language. Shiny.

PAT: I am a sword, and yet I can not stab myself in the face. Where is the justice?

[Later, in a desert ...]

Grayson: This is NOT proving an efficient method of obtaining beer!

Peter: Penguins live in a desert.

Grayson: A wizard did it.

Peter: I am a wizard.

Alan: I fall into a coma. It is hilarious because I am drunk.

Grayson: *jealousy*

[Grayson and Peter stand before a Dragon. The Dragon is Big and Scary. And Big. Also, Big. There is also an equally big sword in the background. The phallic imagery is in itself big.]

Dragon: Roar.

Gold: Glitter.

Grayson: I have moistened my pants in two different ways.

[Episode Twenty Three]

Grayson: Let us converse minimally today.

Peter: Yes.

[Later, in a cave ...]

Grayson: Wait, we have already been lost in a cave.

Peter: This is a different cave.

Grayson: That is okay then.

[The he- ... Protagonists arrive at a city]

Grayson: It's time to hilariously question a minor flaw in your grammar! This is ironic given my previous use of the word infamous. You will laugh.

Peter: Meanwhile, I'll go waste money I don't have.

Pawl (ghost): Remember kids, budgeting is a good thing!

Peter: Truly, you lie.

[Later ...]

Grayson: We have spent more than five minutes in a single location. I worry.

Peter: ADD is fun.

Grayson: Let us start a fan club.

Peter: Okay!

Grayson: We shall hire a villain to discredit us. Thus, we shall have fans.

Peter: Logic is confusing. Therefore, I agree.

[Meanwhile, a Dwarf talks to a Priest]

Pawl: Carn't yeh jahst rehencarrnat meh un tha boody orf ahn ulveen laaaaassy?

Priest: Your accent is almost as ridiculous as my own, and thus I believe you requested a minotaur.

Pawl: NAAAAAH!

[Elsewhere ...]

Andrea: But I just want a hug, really.

Daniel: I'll-

Andrea: DON'T YOU DARE.

[Eight Minutes of Credits

Now in dramatic slow motion!]

Travis Smith: I approve.

The Stupid Goblin: That's almost as awesome as our meaningless catchphrase!

The Annoying Goblin: BUT NOT QUITE!!! Yeah, socks. Heh. I'm so witty.

That Other Goblin: If we're fan favourites, I think that says something about the quality of this machinima's characters.

[The Rare Secret Bonus Scene After the Eight Minutes of Credits]

Grayson: I am so ashamed of this 'joke' that I had to hide it.

Peter: Who needs four walls when you can have three?

Grayson: I agree.