The Unofficial 'That Kicks Rocks' Dictionary

(A compendium of uses derived from the base terminology 'that kicks rocks'.)

That kicks rocks: The most basic form, indicating something that is cool as in trendy. Eg, "The new episode kicks rocks!"

Kicks boulders: Something that extremely kicks rocks. Eg, "Episode 4 kicks boulders."

Kicks gravel: Something that only slightly kicks rocks. Eg, "Episode 22 kicks gravel."

Rock kicking: The actual process of doing something that kicks rocks. Eg, "I was rocking kicking last night while brainstorming the new episode."

Kicking rocks: The state of either actively doing, or passively being, something that kicks rocks. Eg, "NeN is seriously kicking lately."

Let's kick rocks: An invitation to do something that kicks rocks. Eg, "Let's set up a private server and kick rocks."

Kicked rocks: The past tense of kicking rocks. Eg, "The acting was poor, but the script kicked rocks."

Kicked rocks (alternate): Something that has previously kicked rocks, but no longer does so. Eg, "The salt joke is a bit of a kicked rock."

Kicks stock: Stock, basic ways of kicking rocks. Something a kicked rock (alternate). Eg, "Getting lost is a kicks stock for NeN."

Kicks, rock style: An alternate phrasing for 'that kicks rocks', usually for emphasis. Eg, "NeN kicks, rocks style!"

Rocks were kicked: A past term for significant rock kicking, does not imply kicked rocks (alternate). Eg, "In Season One, many rocks were kicked."

Kicked by rocks: A derogatory term for something that doesn't kicks rocks. Eg, "Your fanfic was so bad it was kicked by rocks."

No rocks to kick: Describes something without any real potential to kick rocks. Eg, "There's no rocks to kick in a third Q&A."

Kicked flocks: The kicking of rocks in mass quantities, a greatly desired state. Eg, "It kicked rocks, but not really flocks."x

Kicked in the rocks: Something so far from kicking rocks it's painful. Eg, "Your slashfic has just kicked me in the rocks."

Kiss rocks: An unsuccessful attempt to kick rocks. Eg, "It was mostly good, but the last joke kind of kissed rocks."

Lick rocks: Enjoying something that, to most people, does not kick rocks. Eg, "Ew, I did not need to hear about your rock licking."

Nonstick rocks: Anything which kicks rocks subtly, and may initially be missed. Eg, "Did you catch the nonstick rock in the credits?"

Chick rocks: Something specifically aimed at kicking rocks for women. Eg, "The Rosy Hug Club movie was definitely a chick rock."

Dick rocks: The opposite of chick rocks, aimed at men. Eg, "Blood Chainsaw Killer is such a dick rock."

Kick socks: An incredibly cheesy way of kicking rocks, such as crude physical humour. Eg, "Clowns, as a whole, only kick socks."

Moves rocks: A politically correct way of saying kicks rocks for amputees. Eg, "That kicks, I mean, moves rocks!"