Oh Alan The Astounding!

Oh Alan the Astounding!
Highest wizard of this land;
holding power in his head,
and an ale in his right hand.

Oh Alan the Astounding!
Worlds crumble before your might.
Truly foolish are any
that would dare to pick a fight!

Oh Alan the Astounding!
Your might is yet unbested.
When confronted with danger,
on the floor your head rested.

Oh Alan the Astounding!
You've inspired tales of old.
And when you're finally sober
you'll get those who stole your gold.