Hey There You Fighter

(To the tune of Hey There Delilah, by the Plain White Ts)

Hey there you fighter
What's in like Ator City?
I'm twelve episodes away
But boy don't expect some pity
Not for you
Oh and your little ranger too
When I find you

Hey there you fighter
I am closing in the distance
I'll be there when you get sleepy
Save myself your futile resistance
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice telling you 'die'
Then dead you'll lie

Oh, it's what I'll do to you
Oh, it's what I'll do to you
Oh, it's what I'll do to you
Oh, it's what I'll do to you
What I'll do to you

Hey there you fighter
I know tracking's pretty hard
But if you could just stay the frickin' hell still for two damn seconds already so I can find you boy
Someday I'll score a kill with this scimitar
And you'll be dead
One less burden within my head
As Mother said

Hey there you fighter
I've got little left to say
But if every song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
GREAT! And I'd lol
Even more into my trap you'd fall
I'd have that sword

Oh, my rhymes are getting sloppy
Oh, maybe I'll ... recruit Poppy
Oh, Daniel don't you dare laugh
Or, I'll watch you like a giraffe

Blackmire city is logically far
But they've got plots and holes ajar
It's a comedy, it doesn't matter anyway
Those goblins might make fun of us
And we'll just laugh along because
The canned variety costs more than NeN can pay
You fighter I can promise you
That by the time that I get to
The basic plot will still never change
Poor writers to blame

Hey there you fighter
You fail spot checks and ePay bidding
Two more seasons and you'll be done with salt
Oh who the heck am I kidding to
Like they'll come up with something new
I bet you'll be lost again, too
Hey there fighter this blade's for you
(No doubt I secretly love you)

Oh, it's uncreative parody
Oh, I should have quit at verse three
Oh, make a saving roll again insanity
Oh, then back to work, get thee
Tawmis, seriously

Oh oh
OOOoohhhh
Oh oh
Ooooooohhhhh
Oh Oh
OOOoohhhh
OOOOooohhhhh ... Daniel don't look at me like that.
Stop it.
I mean it, I'm SINGING.