I Fell In Love With Peter

(To the tune of I Fell In Love With The DJ, by Che'nelle)

I fell in love with Peter, the Ranger
Sneaking round the enemies
Banging on we hear somebody say SHUT UP PETER
I fell in love with Peter, the Ranger
Getting intoxicated every other hour
He make my liver go Ooo Ooo GACK

Walk into the bar with my partner
Met, talked, saying hello to NPCs there
Look to my right Peter blew me a kiss
Then tripped and he fell

He call me over knowing that I'm WAY out of his league
So I went over noticing his pants were peed
One beer led to another
Our tabs rose by two and two together

I fell in love with Peter, the Ranger
His armour's so damn flashy
But mention it and somebody say SHUT UP PETER
I fell in love with Peter, the Ranger
Getting LOST like that TV show, everywhere
He make my feet go Groan Groan THUMP

Sad 'n lost man Peter, 'Ranger'
I can't say no when I whispers "which way?"
Look to me right tell the trees go away
Be home as soon as I let Grayson have a say

I end up in a freakin' mountain
Pawl stood at the door only in his boxers
One campsite lead to another
I'd resigned myself to die, so whatever

I fell in love with Peter, the Ranger
Sometimes he's pretty hot
No wait that's the desert, somebody say SHUT UP PETER
I fell in love with Peter, the Ranger
Getting companions summoned 'bout every minute
He make his plan go: Ahh Ahh RUN!

Oh no did I spoil you how the season ends
When Grayson agreed to follow us one night
Oh no, did I spoil you
Walked up to Peter with PAT in his hand
Peter was instantly screamin', cryin' said please, weren't they still friends?
But he probably deserved it
So I called Alan to join the beating
And thank the Lord I had a camcorder in my hand
(This is going to make the best Funniest Home Videos entry ever!)

I fell in love with Grayson, the Fighter
To be fair he sucks much less
I chime in with him when he say SHUT UP PETER
I fell in love with Grayson, the Fighter
Now when the credits rolling every ep. end
He make my body go ...

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Fan Song Parody
I Fell In Love With Peter

Original Song
Che'nelle - I Fell In Love With The Dj

Peter the Ranger
Amusing, but expendable, sidekick

Grayson the Figher
The Real Hero

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