Christmas Sales

(To the tune of Deck the Halls.)

Christmas Sales are never ending;
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
'Tis the season to be spending
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Every penny that you've earned
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Just so it can be returned!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Though Jesus is far behind us.
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
We need Christmas to remind us:
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
To watch crap movies on TV,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
And eat a half-raw turkey.
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

What happened to the Christmas joy?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Broken like some day-old toy?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
I guess this year that stress has won,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
That makes it 2007 to none.
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!