Topic Starter

(To the tune of Firestarter by Prodigy.)

I'm the trouble starter, PM instigator
I'm the forum addicted, ASCII illustrator.

I'm a topic starter, twisted topic starter,
you're the topic starter, twisted topic starter.

I'm the troll you hated, flaming aggravated.
Yeah, I'm the spam you tasted, quite intoxicated.

I'm a topic starter, twisted topic starter,
you're the topic starter, twisted topic starter.

I'm the spelling-wrecker, grammar detonated.
Yeah, I'm the one banned now, IP terminated.

I'm a topic starter, twisted topic starter,
you're the topic starter, twisted topic starter.