RIP Internet

(This poem makes use of many internet memes, as well as deliberate grammatical and spelling errors. If you have not observed this particular culture, this poem will make little sense to you.)

teh english language has bean owned
its over all my internets
the gift off speach 1nc sow reknowned
has been lost 2 uz frm neglekt
tis arr knot a evunt too lol
murdar is Serious Business
my <3 has it a gapping whole
stil i tipe on nevertehlesss

english is dead! it wasa trap
curse AOL n’ it’s bad speek!
the net waz just 2 1337 4 dat
gramma now and are obsoleat
y did u do it? i still cry
u new by zerow divide not!
yet j00 still did, O english wry?
chicken u dont even now got

teh roflcopter’s whirrr, onece dred
now takes te playc of :( church bells
with ode ritten by cats and red
bi, like, 16 y/o, like, grrrls
1 dos not simply walk intwo
mordor; but words, ewe took us their
lame movei, a winnar’s not you
gnaw does this n00bish code compair

2 who yor base are belong now?
in witch your doodes was all attacked
comon sence thort to disallow
but now by nobody ur backed
those grammer nazis wii once scorned
from DO NOT WANT to WANT they moove
of 4chan nd MSN warned
plz re-turn wat u hope to prove?

zee goggles, they do nothing but
hour minds r dead long aniway
its an great sail, our iq cut!
know no word of more one part say
ya rly, I claim take this heed
b4 your last brane sell does rot
it givez out 1 last cry off kneed
type in this shite ‘language’ do NOT!